Hey Emily, look at this!
I feel creepy spamming your wall all the time with everything I want to show you, so I made you an entire website. Enjoy.
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Quote reblogged from i hate seagullsWhen I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?
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Post reblogged from we got you out, sammy.
can you imagine growing up when the beatles became popular and all your friends loved them and talked about them and bought their albums, except you didn’t like them at all. and while everyone else was in puddles on the floor, thinking to yourself “it’s ok. it’ll blow over soon”.
but it never blew over.
it never blew over.
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